Plan of Action

• learn how to work this bloody thing properly
• go to Cropredy Festival (probably won't happen but desparately want to go)
• get a haircut you ruddy hippy
• drink more ginger beer
• make money by any means possible...yes, even THAT
• sell drum kit and buy a flute
• get a job in Glasgow
• write more lists
  
• perfect Bryan Ferry impression

I know I don't have hilarious pictures like THIS lad, but the award this week for Best Company Name goes to a tiling service - Bonnie Tiler.


Also...

For The Record

Jonathan Donnelly does read blogs. It's all he ever does. Not-stop blogging. Always away to force one out. Blogging 39 hours a day. Might as well change his name to Jonathan Bloggelly. Prick.

Need another word for "blog". Preferably one that isn't so shit.

First Blog

Let me introduce the all-new, revolutionary musical instrument/office appliance - The Faxophone...




This creation has a handful of the benefits that a fax machine and a saxophone possess. It works by transmodlyfidgulating the soothing sounds of a saxophone into gorgeous, pixelated streams of hot, pure faxual data.

Faxophone: The Musical Printout coming soon!