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- learn how to work this bloody thing properly
- go to Cropredy Festival (probably won't happen but desparately want to go)
- get a haircut you ruddy hippy
- drink more ginger beer
- make money by any means possible...yes, even THAT
- sell drum kit and buy a flute
- get a job in Glasgow
- write more lists
- perfect Bryan Ferry impression
I know I don't have hilarious pictures like THIS lad, but the award this week for Best Company Name goes to a tiling service - Bonnie Tiler.
Also...
Jonathan Donnelly does read blogs. It's all he ever does. Not-stop blogging. Always away to force one out. Blogging 39 hours a day. Might as well change his name to Jonathan Bloggelly. Prick.
Need another word for "blog". Preferably one that isn't so shit.
Let me introduce the all-new, revolutionary musical instrument/office appliance - The Faxophone...
This creation has a handful of the benefits that a fax machine and a saxophone possess. It works by transmodlyfidgulating the soothing sounds of a saxophone into gorgeous, pixelated streams of hot, pure faxual data.
Faxophone: The Musical Printout coming soon!